Today's Joke: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Today's Joke: The Ultimate Rejection Letter
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Herbert Millington
Chair - Search Committee
Whitson University
College Hill, MA

Dear Professor Millington,

Today's Joke: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Today's Joke: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Tamilnad Mercantile Bank (TMB) has announced recruitment of clerks.

Tamilnad Mercantile Bank (TMB) has announced recruitment of clerks.

Post – Payscale:
Clerk –  Rs.8000 (during training)

Remember: Last date of online application: 20.12.2010
Receipt of application printouts: 27.12.2010

Eligibility: Those interested to apply for clerk post in TMB,
* Not above 24yrs(UG) & 27yrs(PG) of age, as on 30.9.2010
* 55% in any Degree OR PG from a recog. university (regular)
* Gujarat/ Maharashtra applicants must be resident of that state & speak local lang.
* Knowledge in computers is required.

Tamil Nadu Public Service Commission (TNPSC) VAO recruitement

Tamil Nadu Public Service Commission (TNPSC)
Chennai-600002 (Tamil Nadu)

Advertisement no. 256

Applications are invited upto 5.45 p.m on 28/12/2010 for recruitment to the following  posts :

• Village Administrative Officer : 3484  posts, Pay Scale : PB-1 Rs. 5200-20200 grade pay - Rs. 2000/-, Age : 18-30 years as on 01/07/2010.
• Block Health Statistician : 49 posts, Pay Scale : PB-1 Rs.5200-20200 grade pay - Rs.2400/-, Age : 18-30 years as on 01/07/2010.

Dena Bank 250 Clerks recruitment

Dena Bank  has announced recruitment project 2010-2011 for appointment of 250 Clerks.

Post – Vacancies - Payscale :  
Clerk – 250 posts (across states) – Rs.7200-19300


Dates: Registration of online applications – 7.12.2010 to 3.01.2011
Written Exam – 6.03.2011
Eligibility: Those interested to apply for Dena bank clerical recruitment 2011,
* Should be 18 – 28yrs of age , as on 1.12.2010
* Must posses any degree OR 60% marks in 12th std.(10+2), as on 1.12.2010
* Knowledge of computer operations & regional language of the state is required.

Light a candle for 26/11 and Show you remember

I just light a candle for 26/11.
It is time to show that we have neither forgiven nor forgotten 26/11.
It is time to remember those who paid with their lives for the fanaticism of
a few, to salute those who gave up their lives trying to shield others, and
to honor those who survived the ordeal of terror.
It is time to light a candle, to show that as we move on, we cherish their
memories, we value their sacrifice and we hail their courage.

Please Light a Candle Now at: http://www.indiajaiho.com/LightACandle.htm

TATA NANO Glod plus cars

Tata Gold plus Nano cars

how to handle baby? funny tutorial

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine
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1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

Today's Joke: Difference between Love and Marriage

Today's Joke: Difference between Love and Marriage
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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Union Bank of India recruitment for 1165 Probationary Officers.

Union Bank of India has announced recruitment for 1922 posts including 1165 Probationary Officers.

Post – Vacancies: Probationary Officer – 1165 posts
Assistant Manager (Marketing) – 289 posts
Assistant Manager (Rural Development) – 250 posts
Total – 1922 posts (in various scales).Refer UBI ad for full list

Dates: Register online applications – 2.11.2010 to 22.11.2010 
Written Test – 9.01.2011

Eligibility: for PO posts in Union bank of India,
* Age between 21 – 30 yrs, as on 31.10.2010
* Graduation with 55% aggregate marks & Diploma in banking and finance (not compulsory), as on 31.10.2010
* Have to submit certificate in computer awareness from a training institute (not for candidates with computer as subject in UG/ PG degree)
* Experience NOT necessary.

Selection: Written test & Interview would be conducted for PO positions.There is negative mark of 0.25 for each wrong answer in objective test & candidates have to score minimum cut-off .Based on the ratio of 1:3, around 3400 candidates with high merit could be called for the Interview.


Application: The fee of Rs.300 for Gen/OBC [no fee for others] has to be paid with the payment challan at any Union bank of India branch before 22.11.2010.With the payment details, candidates have to apply online through www.unionbankofindia.co.in & submit the registration form.Can apply for any 1 post only.

Candidates are requested to download & read the complete notification of Union bank of India Recruitment 2010 at the bank website here (pdf file) before applying online.

CDAC invites application for the following 60 posts on contract basis

Center for Development of Advance Computing (CDAC),
NSG IT Park, S. No. 127/2B/2A, Sarja Hotel Lane, Aundh, Pune – 411007
CDAC invites application for the following 60 posts on contract basis :

• Project Fellow:
  1. Junior / Senior Research Fellow /Research Associate : 01 post
• Project Engineer :
  1. Multimedia / Web Designer  : 01  post
  2. Web Designer : 01  post
  3. Core Faculty : 03  posts
  4. Project Engineer – Geophysicists : 01 post
  5. Project Engineer – Atmospheric Science Domain : 01  post
  6. Project Engineer – Environment : 01  post
  7. Project Engineer- Bioinformatics : 02  posts
  8. Web Developer
     
     : 01  post
  9. Linguist 1 : 01 post
  10. Linguist 2 : 02  posts
  11. Linguist 3 : 01 post
  12. Marketing Executive : 01 post
  13. Software Developer 1 : 07  posts
  14. Software Developer 2 : 05 posts
  15. Software Developer 3 : 05 posts
  16. Software Developer 4 : 01 posts
  17. Software
      
      and Embedded Engineers : 02 posts
  18. Hardware /PCB Design Engineer : 01 post
  19. Software Design Engineer : 01 post
  20. Testing Engineer : 05  posts
• Project Associates :
  1. Multi Functional Support Staff : 13 posts
  2. Secretary : 03 posts

How to Apply : Apply online at CDAC website only upto 16/10/2010.
Please visit http://www.cdac.in/html/jobs/pune_aug2010.asp for details and online submission of the Application.

ancient Madurai in 1940's மதுரை

ancient Madurai  in 1940's மதுரை

 puthu mandapam ezhu kadal theru

gandhi museum (Rani mangamma palace)

 gandhi museum (Rani mangamma palace)