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Google Online english-Tamil dictionary

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   Google presents free service which provides online dictionary for more than 2 dozen languages. It supports major Indian Languages in that online dictionary tool. Please select which language you want first. Type the word and click on Search Dictionary.

It will display the meaning of the given search term in desired language.
http://www.google.com/dictionary

FUNNY DEFINITIONS for today's world

Today's Joke: FUNNY DEFINITIONS for today's world
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either’

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

The Smart Ass Answers

Today's Joke: The Smart Ass Answers
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SMART ASS ANSWER
It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

male stages of life

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES

Today's Joke: HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES
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At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered