Saturday, December 25, 2010

Karnataka Bank, has announced recruitment of Officers

Karnataka Bank, has announced recruitment of Officers
Post - Payscale:Officer (Scale I) - Rs.21200 /month (excluding allowances

Last date for receipt of application – 30.12.2010
Written test – February 2011

Eligibility: Those interested to apply for Karnataka bank Officer recruitment,
* Should not be above 30 yrs of age as on 1.12.2010
* Graduates (agri) & Post Graduates (any discipline) can apply
PG diploma candidates are not eligible

Today's Joke: Management and the CRAP Program

Today's Joke: Management and the CRAP Program

Dear Staff,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the worldwide slowdown of economies, since the being of 2008, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 30 plus years of age on early retirement.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Today's Joke: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Today's Joke: The Ultimate Rejection Letter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Herbert Millington
Chair - Search Committee
Whitson University
College Hill, MA

Dear Professor Millington,

Today's Joke: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Today's Joke: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Tamilnad Mercantile Bank (TMB) has announced recruitment of clerks.

Post – Payscale:
Clerk –  Rs.8000 (during training)

Remember: Last date of online application: 20.12.2010
Receipt of application printouts: 27.12.2010

Eligibility: Those interested to apply for clerk post in TMB,
* Not above 24yrs(UG) & 27yrs(PG) of age, as on 30.9.2010
* 55% in any Degree OR PG from a recog. university (regular)
* Gujarat/ Maharashtra applicants must be resident of that state & speak local lang.
* Knowledge in computers is required.

Tamil Nadu Public Service Commission (TNPSC) VAO recruitement


Tamil Nadu Public Service Commission (TNPSC)
Chennai-600002 (Tamil Nadu)

Advertisement no. 256

Applications are invited upto 5.45 p.m on 28/12/2010 for recruitment to the following  posts :

  • Village Administrative Officer : 3484  posts, Pay Scale : PB-1 Rs. 5200-20200 grade pay - Rs. 2000/-, Age : 18-30 years as on 01/07/2010.
  • Block Health Statistician : 49 posts, Pay Scale : PB-1 Rs.5200-20200 grade pay - Rs.2400/-, Age : 18-30 years as on 01/07/2010.

Monday, December 13, 2010

ICICI Bank Probationary Officers recruitment

ICICI Bank has announced Probationary Officers recruitment – May 2011
Dates: Online registration closes on January 5, 2011
Aptitude Test & GD/ Interview:  Jan - Feb 2011
Training to start from May 2011

The PO Recruitment Programme is being conducted by ICICI bank for the past few years wherein selected candidates are trained in banking skills.They are then appointed as Assistant Managers ,after completion of training.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Today's Joke: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Today's Joke: The Ultimate Rejection Letter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Herbert Millington
Chair - Search Committee
Whitson University
College Hill, MA

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Thursday, December 09, 2010

All INDIA COMMON TESTS FOR BANK JOBS IN 2011

Bank exams in 2011 would not be same, as public banks have decided on a common test to fill vacancies.Although such an arrangement was in the talks, a consensus has been reached now among the organizations.This common test is expected to minimize the hassles involved in bank recruitments.

Test Process: The common entrance test would be conducted, by the Institute of Banking Personnel Selection (IBPS) at all-India level.Successful candidates will be given a scorecard with a validity of 1 or 1½ yrs.Within this period, they can apply for bank job notifications & appear for Interview.The candidate has to take the test again, after the validity expires.The test is likely to happen atleast 3 - 4 times a year.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Dena Bank 250 Clerks recruitment

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Post – Vacancies - Payscale :  
Clerk – 250 posts (across states) – Rs.7200-19300


Dates: Registration of online applications – 7.12.2010 to 3.01.2011
Written Exam – 6.03.2011
Eligibility: Those interested to apply for Dena bank clerical recruitment 2011,
* Should be 18 – 28yrs of age , as on 1.12.2010
* Must posses any degree OR 60% marks in 12th std.(10+2), as on 1.12.2010
* Knowledge of computer operations & regional language of the state is required.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

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Light a candle for 26/11 and Show you remember

Light a candle for 26/11 and Show you remember

I just light a candle for 26/11.
It is time to show that we have neither forgiven nor forgotten 26/11.
It is time to remember those who paid with their lives for the fanaticism of
a few, to salute those who gave up their lives trying to shield others, and
to honor those who survived the ordeal of terror.
It is time to light a candle, to show that as we move on, we cherish their
memories, we value their sacrifice and we hail their courage.

Please Light a Candle Now at: http://www.indiajaiho.com/LightACandle.htm

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Tata Gold plus Nano cars

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Union Bank of India recruitment of 1640 Clerks.


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Union Bank of India
Union Bank of India has begun recruitment of 1640 Clerks.
Position - Vacancies – Payscale : original post @ www.bankexamsindia.com
Clerk cum Cashier – 1640 posts(across states) – Rs.7200-19200

Dates : Online application registration – 26.11.2010 to 16.12.2010
Written test – 6.02.2011

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

IDBI recruitment for 700 Executives.

Industrial Development Bank of India (IDBI), bank has announced recruitment of 700 Executives.

Post - Vacancies – Payscale:
Executive (3yrs contract) – 700 posts – monthly salary of Rs.12000(1yr) 13500(2yrs) & 15000(3 yrs)

Dates: Online registration of applications – 2.12.2010 to 16.12.2010
Fees payment – 1.12.2010 to 15.12.2010
Written test – January 23, 2011

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Canara Bank 1000 probationary officers Results

Canara Bank has published the results for its recruitment of Probationary Officers (Scale I).The candidates have been selected after going the selection process that includes written test & interview.

The written test for these PO jobs was conducted on July 4, 2010 & results were announced within 2 months – in September.Based on the test results, interviews were held for these shortlisted & now the final results have been declared.Could be one of the fastest!

Results: The category wise list of roll numbers, along with the registration nos. of 1000 candidates is currently available at their website here. Although the bank has not mentioned anything further on joining dates or formalities, we expect the intimation would be sent by post, as in most cases.

Monday, November 22, 2010

National Insurance Company (NIC) recruitement for 300 AO posts

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Post – Vacancies – Payscale :
Administrative Officer (Scale I) – 300 posts – Rs.17240 /month
(vacancies for Generalists & Specialists)

Last date for receipt of applications -  17.12.2010
Written Test – 30.01.2011

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC), recruitment of 375 Officers.

lic-logoLife Insurance Corporation of India (LIC), announced recruitment of 375 Officers.

Post – Vacancies – Payscale
Assistant Administrative Officer (AAO-Generalist) – 250 posts – Rs.17240 /month
Assistant Administrative Officer (AAO – CA) – 100 posts
Assistant Administrative Officer (Legal) – 20 posts
Assistant Administrative Officer (CS) – 5 posts

Dates: Online application from 22.11.2010 to 4.12.2010
Written Exam: 27.02.2011 (only for AAO General)

Corporation Bank,invites applications for 398 posts of Specialist Officers


Corporation Bank



Corporation Bank,invites applications for 398 posts of Specialist Officers:

  1. Marketing Officer : 100 posts on conract basis, Age : 20-30 years
  2. Probationary Officers (JMG-I): 82 post, Pay Scale : Rs.14500-25700/-, Age : 20-30 years
  3. Argriculture Field Manager (MMGS-II): 40 post, Pay Scale : Rs.19400-28100/-, Age : 24-30 years
  4. Human Resource Development Officer (JMGS-I): 03 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.14500-25700/-, Age : 20-30 years
  5. Human Resource Development Officer (MMGS-II): 04 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.19400-28100/-, Age : 24-35 years
  6. Credit Managers (MMGS-II): 50 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.19400-28100/-, Age : 25-35 years 
  7. Credit Managers (MMGS-III): 55 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 25-35 years 
  8. Forex Officers (MMGS-II): 22 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.19400-28100/-, Age : 25-35 years 
  9. Credit Managers (MMGS-III): 08 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 25-35 years 
  10. Manager - Faculty (MMGS-II): 10 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.19400-28100/-, Age : 24-35 years 
  11. Sr. Manager - Faculty (MMGS-III): 04 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 25-40 years 
  12. Sr. Manager - Public Relations (MMGS-III): 04 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 25-35 years 
  13. Chief Manager - Public Relations (SMGS-IV): 01 post, Pay Scale : Rs.30600-36200/-, Age : 30-40 years 
  14. Information Security Auditors (MMGS-III): 05 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 25-40 years 
  15. Architect (JMGS-I): 01 post, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 24-35 years 
  16. Security Officers (MMGS-II): 05 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.19400-28100/-, Age : 25-45 years 
  17. Risk Manager (Sr. Manager) (MMGS-III): 03 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.25700-31500/-, Age : 25-35 years 
  18. Risk Manager (Assistant General Manager) (SMGS-V): 01 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.36200-40400/-, Age : 30-40 years 

Saturday, November 13, 2010

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UCO BANK Recruitment of 1050 Probationary Officers

UCO BANK
UCO Bank invites applications On-line only for the posts of Probationary Officer :
  • Probationary Officers (PO) : 1050 posts (UR-527, SC-156, ST-80, OBC-287) ([PH-26]), Pay Scale : JMGS-I Rs.14500-25700/-, Age : 21-30 years. Relaxation in age as per rules., Qualification : Graduation in any discipline with 55% marks (50% for SC/ST/PC category).

Application Fee: Rs. 400/- for General/ OBC and Ex-servicemen (Rs. 50/- for SC/ST/PH candidates). The fee should be deposited in the cash at CBS branches of UCO Bank through Payment Challan only.

Section by Written test on 30/01/2010 and followed by Interview for those who qualify in written test.
How to Apply: Candidates are requested to apply on-line between 09/11/2010 and 30/11/2010 only through UCO Bank’s website. After applying on-line, the candidates should obtain a system-generated printout of the application  and keep it with himself/herself for future use and reference.

Further details, Payment Challan and online application form are avilable at  http://recruitment.ucobank.com/job_offers.htm

Recruitment of Clerks in Central Bank of India


CentralBank Central Bank of India
Central Office

Recruitment of Clerks in Central Bank of India

Central Bank of India, a leading Public Sector Bank, invites Online applications from Indian Citizens for appointment in Clerical Cadre posts :

  • Clerk : 1163 posts in various states , Pay Scale : Rs.7200-19300, Age : 18-28 years, as on 01/11/2010 Relaxation as per rules.,

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine
~~~~~~~~~~~~

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

Thursday, November 04, 2010

தீபாவளி வாழ்த்துக்கள் Wish you a happy Deepavali(Diwali)



Today's Joke: Difference between Love and Marriage

Today's Joke: Difference between Love and Marriage
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Union Bank of India recruitment for 1165 Probationary Officers.

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 india 2010 po jobs Union Bank of India has announced recruitment for 1922 posts including 1165 Probationary Officers.

Post – Vacancies: Probationary Officer – 1165 posts
Assistant Manager (Marketing) – 289 posts
Assistant Manager (Rural Development) – 250 posts
Total – 1922 posts (in various scales).Refer UBI ad for full list

Dates: Register online applications – 2.11.2010 to 22.11.2010 
Written Test – 9.01.2011

Eligibility: for PO posts in Union bank of India,
* Age between 21 – 30 yrs, as on 31.10.2010
* Graduation with 55% aggregate marks & Diploma in banking and finance (not compulsory), as on 31.10.2010
* Have to submit certificate in computer awareness from a training institute (not for candidates with computer as subject in UG/ PG degree)
* Experience NOT necessary.

Selection: Written test & Interview would be conducted for PO positions.There is negative mark of 0.25 for each wrong answer in objective test & candidates have to score minimum cut-off .Based on the ratio of 1:3, around 3400 candidates with high merit could be called for the Interview.


Application: The fee of Rs.300 for Gen/OBC [no fee for others] has to be paid with the payment challan at any Union bank of India branch before 22.11.2010.With the payment details, candidates have to apply online through www.unionbankofindia.co.in & submit the registration form.Can apply for any 1 post only.

Candidates are requested to download & read the complete notification of Union bank of India Recruitment 2010 at the bank website here (pdf file) before applying online.

Friday, October 29, 2010

உலகின் தலை சிறந்த ஹீரோ- ஒரு மதுரை தமிழன்


உலகின் தலை சிறந்த ஹீரோ ஒரு மதுரை தமிழன்

http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/cnn.heroes/archive10/naryanan.krishnan.html


உலகின் தலை சிறந்த ஹீரோ ஒரு தமிழன்


திரைப்படங்களை ரசியுங்கள் ரசிகர்களே. அதில் உங்கள் ஹீரோ செய்வதெல்லாம் நிஜம் என்று மட்டும் நம்பி விடவேண்டாம். உண்மையான ஹீரோ உங்கள் பகுதியில் நேர்மையாகவும், தியாக உணர்வோடும் , சேவை மனப்பான்யுடனும் , துணிவுடனும் உழைத்து கொண்டிருப்பார்கள் ஒரு ராணுவ வீரராக, தீயணைப்பு வீரராக, காவல் துறை அதிகாரியாக, ஆசிரியாராக, சமுக சேவகராக, துப்புரவு தொழிலாளியாக மற்றும் நேர்மையாக உழைத்து சம்பாதிக்கும் எவருமாக இருக்கலாம். அவர்களை சந்திக்கும் சமயத்தில் ஒரு நன்றி சொல்வோம், பாராட்டுவோம். அவர்களில் யாரேனும் கவுன்சிலர் தேர்தலில் நிற்கக்கூடும். நின்றால் காசுக்கு ஆசைபடாமல் ஒட்டு போடுவோம்.

 

இப்போது அப்படி ஒரு நிஜமான ஹீரோவை உங்களுக்கு இந்த பதிவின் வாயிலாக அறிமுகபடுத்துகிறேன். இவர் உலகப்புகழ் பெற்ற CNNஇணையதளத்தில் உலகின் தலை சிறந்த ரியல் ஹீரோக்களில் முதல்பத்தில் ஒருவராக தேர்ந்தெடுக்கப்பட்டு உள்ளார். ஒரு தமிழனாக, மதுரைகாரனாக ரெம்பவும் பெருமை படுகிறேன். இன்னும் வாக்கு பதிவுநடந்து கொண்டிருகிறது. இதில் தேர்ந்தெடுக்கப்படும் ஹீரோக்கள்அமெரிக்காவில் நவம்பர் மாதம் 25 ஆம் தேதியில் Shrine ஆடிடோரியம், Los Angeles இல் நடக்கும் ஒரு பெரும் விழாவில் கௌரவிக்க பட இருக்கிறார்கள். இது CNN தொலைகாட்சியில் இந்திய நேரம் காலை எட்டுமணி ( நமக்கு நவம்பர் 26 ஆம் தேதி ) உலகம் முழுக்க நேரலை ஒளிபரப்பில் காட்டப்பட இருக்கிறது. இதற்காக நாம் ஒவ்வொரு இந்தியனும், தமிழனும் பெருமை பட வேண்டும். ஆஸ்கார் சாதனையைவிட இது தான் மகத்தான சாதனை.


பெயர் : நாராயணன் கிருஷ்ணன்

வயது : 29

இருப்பு : மதுரை


அப்படி என்ன செய்து விட்டார்?

அது நினைத்துபார்கவும் முடியாத கருணை செயல்.


தான் யார் என்றே அறியாத சித்த சுவாதீனம் கொண்ட மனிதர்களை நாம் சிறு கருணையுடனும் அல்லது கொஞ்சம் அருவருப்புடனும் கடந்து செல்வோம். சில சமயம் காசு போடுவோம். அதற்கும் மேல் என்னசெய்வோம்? அதை மறக்க முயற்சிப்போம். ஆனால் இவர் அவர்களைதேடி சென்று தினமும் மூன்று வேளை உணவு தருகிறார்.அருவருப்பில்லாமல் ஊட்டி விடுகிறார்.கடந்த எட்டு வருடங்களாக ஒருநாள் தவறாமல் இந்த சேவையை இவர் தொடர்ந்து செய்து வருகிறார். மழை, புயல், தேர்தல், கலவரம், பந்த் என்று எதுவும் பாராமல் வருடம் முழுக்க இந்த சேவையை செய்து வருகிறார். தினமும் 400 பேருக்கு மூன்று வேளை உணவு என்பது சாதாரணம் இல்லை. இது வரை ஒருகோடியே இருபது லட்சம் உணவு பொட்டலங்கள் விநியோகிக்கபட்டுள்ளது.


ஒரு ஐந்து நட்சத்திர ஹோட்டலில் வேலை பார்த்த, விருதுகள் வென்ற செப் சமையல் கலை வல்லுநர் இவர். சுவிட்சர்லாந்தில் ஒரு பெரிய ஹோட்டல் நிறுவனத்தில் வேலை கிடைத்தவுடன் அதை பெற்றோர்களிடம் சொல்லிவிட்டு போவதற்காக மதுரைக்கு வந்தவர் அங்கே ஒரு வயது முதிர்ந்த ஒரு கிழவர் மலத்தை உணவாக உண்ணும் அவலத்தை கண்டு பெரும் அதிர்ச்சிக்குள்ளாகி தனது வெளிநாட்டுவேலையை துறந்து மதுரையிலேயே தங்கி வீட்டில் சமைத்து அதை இதுபோன்ற மனிதர்களை தேடி சென்று உணவு கொடுக்க ஆரம்பிக்கிறார். இது நடந்தது 2002 .


இன்றும் இவரது சேவை தொடர்கிறது மதுரையை சுற்றிநூறு கிலோமீட்டர் பரப்பளவில் கண்ணில் படும் இது போன்ற மனிதர்களை தேடிபிடித்து உணவு தருகிறார். இதற்காக இவர் தன்னுடையவாழ்கையை முழுமையாக அர்பணித்துள்ளார். இவரது அன்னை இவர்குறித்து கவலை பட்டு அழுதபோது, “அம்மா ஒரு நாள் என்னோடு வாங்க.நான் என்ன செய்கிறேன் என்று பாருங்கள் அப்புறம் நீங்கள் சொல்வதைகேட்கிறேன்” என்று சொல்லி அழைத்து போயிருக்கிறார். இவரதுசேவையை கண்டு மனம் உருகிய அந்த தாய் ” நீ இவர்களை பார்த்துக்கொள், நான் உள்ளவரை உன்னை பார்த்துகொள்கிறேன்” என்று சொல்லிருக்கிறார். இதை படித்த போது என் கண்களில் நீர்முட்டிக்கொண்டு வந்ததை அடக்க முடியாமல் தவித்தேன். எழுதும் இந்தகணமும் கூட. 


நாம் இங்கே நம்மை ஏமாற்றும் திரை நட்சத்திரங்களை ஹீரோ என்று சொல்லி தலையில் வைத்து கொண்டாடுகிறோம். பாலபிசேகம் முதல் முளைப்பாரி வரை எண்ணற்ற பைத்தியகாரத்தனத்தை அந்த ஹீரோக்களுக்காக செய்கிறோம். முதல் நாள் அவர்கள் படங்களை பார்க்க ஆயிரம், இரண்டாயிரம் செலவழிக்க தயங்குவதில்லை. சரிகொடுகிரீர்கள் அந்த அளவுக்கு உரித்தான கலைபடைப்பையாவது அவர்கள் தருகிறார்களா? அவர்கள் என்ன செய்தார்கள். நானும் கொடைசெய்கிறேன் என்று சொல்லி சிலவற்றை செய்து பத்திரிகைகளில் மறக்காமல் செய்தி கொடுக்கிறார்கள். அவர்கள் இவரின் கால் தூசுக்குகூட பொருந்த மாட்டார்கள்.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Oriental bank of commerce clerical recruitment

Oriental Bank of Commerce
bank invites Online Applications for 1100 posts in Clerical Cadre.


  • Clerks : 1100 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.4410-13210/, Age : Min - 18-28 years, Qualification : Degree in any discipline or its equivalent with any class/division  OR 10+2 examination or its equivalent with minimum 50%.
Selection Procedure: The selection will be on the basis of written test and interview. Written test will be conducted on 09/01/2011.

Application Fee : Rs. 300/- (Rs. 50/- for SC/ST/PH/Ex-SM) to be deposited at any of the branch of the Oriental Bank of Commerce only in Current A/c No. 00071011002147 from 25/10/2010 to 24/11/2010.

How To Apply: Apply online. Online application will be open from 25/10/2010 to 24/11/2010 at OBC  website.

Details are available at https://www.obcindia.co.in/obcnew/upload/recruitmentResult/Advertisement_clerk-2010-11.doc , bank deposite slip is available at https://www.obcindia.co.in/obcnew/upload/recruitmentResult/DEPOSIT_RECEIPTCLERKS.doc and apply online at http://registration.sifyitest.com/obcclerical/

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

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Today's Joke: Crazy and untold laws

Today's Joke: Crazy and untold laws
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Crazy and untold laws, The LAWS OF REVERSITY

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Catholic Syrian Bank Ltd. officers (scale1) Recruitment

The Catholic Syrian Bank Ltd.
Direct Recruitment in Scale I

Applications are invited from eligible Indian citizens for appointment as officers in Scale- 1.
    • Pay: Rs. 14500 – 600/7 – 18700 – 700/2 – 20100 – 800/7 – 25700. At the present rate of DA, starting total emoluments would be around Rs.21000/- pm for Scale-I.
    • Qualification : Graduates in Science and Engineering with Minimum 60% marks. OR Graduates in Arts, Commerce and others with minimum 55% marks.
    • Age : 25 years as on 30.09.2010 , Candidates born on or after 30.09.1985 are only eligible. Relaxation for SC/ST candidates: 5 years
  • 1. Probationary Officers : 50 Posts
Last Date for receiving online application : 22.10.2010, Time: up to 5 p.m.
For Further Detail, Application Form, Please Visit http://www.csb.co.in/asp/0100text.asp?pageId=239&headId=239
Website : http://www.csb.co.in

Monday, October 11, 2010

700 Officers recruitement in Punjab & Sind Bank

Punjab & Sind Bank has announced appointment of 700 Officers recruitement
Dates: Online registration of applications – 9.10.2010 to 8.11.2010
Written Exam (for PO) – 16.01.2011 | (for other posts) – 22.01.2010
Last date to send application printouts – 15.11.2010

Job Details:  Below are the posts advertised for recruitment process
Position
Vacancies Payscale
Probationary Officer
440 Rs.14500 – 25700
Hindi Officer
Security Officer
Agriculture Field Officer
10
25
100

Rs.14500 – 25700
Chartered Accountant
EDP Officer
Forex Officer
30
50
25

Rs.19400 – 28100

Punjab & Sind Bank (PSB) 300 clerks recruitment

Punjab & Sind Bank (PSB) announced recruitment project 2011-12 for 300 Clerks
Position – Clerk
Vacancies – 300
Payscale – Rs.6200/-/Rs.23900


Dates : Online registration of applications – 9.10.2010 to 8.11.2010
Last date for receipt of application printouts – 15.11.2010
Written test – 30.01.2011

Friday, October 08, 2010

CDAC invites application for the following 60 posts on contract basis

Center for Development of Advance Computing (CDAC),
NSG IT Park, S. No. 127/2B/2A, Sarja Hotel Lane, Aundh, Pune – 411007

CDAC invites application for the following 60 posts on contract basis :
  • Project Fellow:
    1. Junior / Senior Research Fellow /Research Associate : 01 post
  • Project Engineer :
    1. Multimedia / Web Designer  : 01  post
    2. Web Designer : 01  post
    3. Core Faculty : 03  posts
    4. Project Engineer – Geophysicists : 01 post
    5. Project Engineer – Atmospheric Science Domain : 01  post
    6. Project Engineer – Environment : 01  post
    7. Project Engineer- Bioinformatics : 02  posts
    8. Web Developer : 01  post
    9. Linguist 1 : 01 post
    10. Linguist 2 : 02  posts
    11. Linguist 3 : 01 post
    12. Marketing Executive : 01 post
    13. Software Developer 1 : 07  posts
    14. Software Developer 2 : 05 posts
    15. Software Developer 3 : 05 posts
    16. Software Developer 4 : 01 posts
    17. Software and Embedded Engineers : 02 posts
    18. Hardware /PCB Design Engineer : 01 post
    19. Software Design Engineer : 01 post
    20. Testing Engineer : 05  posts
  • Project Associates :
    1. Multi Functional Support Staff : 13 posts
    2. Secretary : 03 posts

How to Apply : Apply online at CDAC website only upto 16/10/2010.

Please visit http://www.cdac.in/html/jobs/pune_aug2010.asp for details and online submission of the Application.

recruitment of PROBATIONARY OFFICERS in Oriental bank of commerce

Oriental Bank of Commerce (OBC)
(A Government of Indian Undertaking)
Head Office, Harsha Bhawan, E-Block, Connaught Place, New Delhi – 110001

Oriental Bank of India (OBC), a leading public sector bank invites Online applications from Indian citizens for 322 posts of Probationary Officers.
  • Probationary Officers (JMGS-I) : 322 posts, Pay Scale : Rs.14500-25700/-, Age : 21-30 years, Qualification : Minimum 60% marks for Science graduates (55 % for SC/ST/PWD) & 55% for graduates in other streams (50% for SC/ST/PWD) in aggregate. Candidates with additional qualifications as MBA, CA, CFA , MCA etc. shall be preferred.

The basic knowledge in operating computer systems in Windows mode, knowledge of MS-Word/Office, Spread Sheets like MS-Excel and Internet & Email familiarity is an essential qualification.

Selection Procedure: The selection will be on the basis of written test and interview. All eligible candidates will be calledfor a written examination which will be both Objective and Descriptive in nature.
How To Apply: Apply online. Online application will be open from 11/10/2010 to 10/11/2010 at OBC’s website only.
Please visit https://www.obcindia.co.in/obcnew/site/RecruitmentAndResult.aspx for details from 11/10/2010 onwards for all the details.

recruitment of PROBATIONARY OFFICERS in indian bank


Indian Bank
(A Govt. of India Undertaking)
Head Office, 66 Rajaji Salai, Chennai 600001
RECRUITMENT OF 850 Probationary Officers

INDIAN BANK invites online applications from Indian Citizens for recruitment of PROBATIONARY OFFICERS
    • Age : Min 21 Years , Max 40 Years
    • Qualification : Graduation in any discipline (Second Class with 55% aggregate marks / equivalent CGPA)
      a. All Educational qualifications, Graduation/ Post Graduation etc. shall be from a University recognized by Government Of India. Technical qualification (BE, B Tech, MBA etc.) shall be
      from an institution accredited by AICTE/ UGC recognition required wherever applicable
    • Scale : Rs. 14500 – 600/7 – 18700 – 700/2 – 20100 – 800/7 – 25700
  • 1. Probationary Officer : 850 Posts
Closing date for ON-LINE registration : 11.11.2010
Online Apply Starts : 12.10.2010

Website : http://www.indianbank.in

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Saturday, October 02, 2010

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Today's Joke: Babies delivery and Corporate World

Today's Joke: Babies delivery and Corporate World
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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Federal Bank Clerks & PO Recruitment

Federal Bank Clerks & PO Recruitmentfederal bank
 recruitment 2010,federal bank jobs,federal bank,federal bank clerk po

Federal Bank has announced recruitment for the posts of ClerksProbationary Officers.

Dates:  Online registration of applications – 30.09.2010 to 20.10.2010
Written Examination – 05.12.2010

Post & Payscale:
Clerk – Rs.7200 /-/ 19300
Probationary Officer – Rs.14,500 /-/ 25700




Eligibility: The criteria for candidates applying to clerk post, 
* Should not be above 24 yrs, as on 01.07.2010
* Graduation with 55% (for science candidates) & 50% (for others), as on 01.07.2010
* Working knowledge of computers is necessary.

for PO posts: * Age not above 26 yrs, as on 01.07.2010
* Graduation with 60% marks from a recognized university, as on 1.07.2010
* Working knowledge of computers is necessary.

Selection: The selection process for Federal bank clerk & PO recruitment consists of Written test & Interview.The tests are of objective type only, with 6 papers for both posts & will be conducted for 120 mins (clerks) & 150 mins (PO).


Application: Candidates have to pay fee of Rs.300(OBC/General) & Rs.50(SC/ST) for clerk posts; for PO Rs.400(OBC/General) & Rs.75(SC/ST) at any federal bank branch or through any bank (by NEFT) before October 20,2010.After payment is made, you can submit the online application available at www.federalbank.co.in * Candidates can apply to both post, by applying & paying fees separately.

Refer: Those interested in Federal bank recruitment - Clerks & PO post can download the job advertisement, payment challan & apply online at the bank site here

சர்ச்சைக்குரிய அயோத்தி இடத்தை 3 பிரிவாக பிரிக்க வேண்டும் : அலகாபாத் ஐகோர்ட் தீர்ப்பு

 அலகாபாத் : அயோத்தியில் சர்ச்சைக்குரிய இடத்தை 3 ஆக பிரிக்க வேண்டும் என்று அலகாபாத் ஐகோர்ட் தீர்ப்பு வழங்கியுள்ளது. அயோத்தியில் சர்ச்சைக்குரிய இடம் யாருக்கு சொந்தம் என்பது குறித்து கடந்த 60 ஆண்டுகாலமாக வழக்கு நடந்து வந்தது. வழக்கின் தீர்ப்பு இன்று வெளியானது. ஐகோர்ட் நீதிபதிகள் எஸ்.யு.கான், சுதிர் அகர்வால், டி.வி.சர்மா ஆகியோர் அடங்கிய பெஞ்ச் இன்று மாலை தனது தீர்ப்பை வழங்கியது.

இத்தீர்ப்பின் படி, சர்ச்சைக்குரிய நிலம், 3 பகுதிகளாக பிரிக்கப்படுகிறது. மூன்றில் ஒரு பகுதி ராம்லல்லாவுக்கும், ஒரு பகுதி வக்பு வாரியத்துக்கும், ஒரு பகுதி நிர்மோகி அகாராவுக்கும் வழங்கப்படுகிறது. சர்ச்சைக்குரிய இடத்தில் தற்போது அமைக்கப்பட்டுள்ள ராமர் சிலை அகற்றப்படாது என்றும், அங்கு தற்போதைய நிலையே மேலும் 3 மாதங்களுக்கு தொடரும் என்றும் நீதிபதிகள் தங்களது தீர்ப்பில் தெரிவித்துள்ளனர்.

வக்பு வாரியம் ஏற்பு : அலகாபாத் ஐகோர்ட் தீர்ப்பை ஏற்றுக்கொள்வதாக தெரிவித்துள்ள வக்பு வாரியம், இதனடிப்படையில், சுப்ரீம் கோர்ட்டில்  மேல்முறையீடு  செய்யப்போவதாக  தெரிவித்துள்ளது. , வெற்றியுமில்லை, யாருக்கும் தோல்வியுமில்லை என ஆர்.எஸ்.எஸ்., தலைவர் மோகன்பகவத் கருத்து தெரிவித்துள்ளார். விஸ்வ இந்து பரிஷத் பொதுசெயலர் பிரவீண் தொகாடியா நீதித்துறை மீது இநதுக்கள் வைத்துள்ள நம்பிக்கை நிரூபணமானது என கூறியுள்ளார்,

SBI Clerk Recruitment – Final Results declared

SBI Clerk Recruitment – Final Results declared!  

State Bank of India,has released the results for its massive 11000 clerks recruitment.The written test for these posts were conducted in the month of November 2009, followed by Interview few months ago. 

Clerical jobs in SBI: On November 8, 15 & 22, 2009 – State Bank of India conducted written test for clerk recruitment.The test results came out in March 2010 & interview  process was completed during April/ May 2010.But there was no information regarding the selected candidates.

After nearly 4 months, the bank issued an official notice in August 2010 detailing the cause of delay & assured to announce the results by Sep/Oct 2010.There is also a talk of SBI having increased the number of posts to 30,000 (not confirmed), based on this circular.

SBI Results: Now, State bank has declared the final results for this clerical recruitment process.Candidates can enter their Roll number & Date of Birth to check their selection status at the bank website here. Detailed info on joining formalities & venue would be communicated directly to those selected.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

SBI Associate Banks Clerk Recruitment - 6100 Posts

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exam papersSBI Associate Banks Clerk Recruitment - 6100 Posts

  

State bank of India has announced recruitment of 6100 clerks for its associate banks.

Vacancies – Payscale : 6000 posts (in 5 associate banks) – Rs.7200/-/Rs.19300
can apply for vacancies in any one bank only.


Dates : Online registration of applications – 01.10.2010 to 01.11.2010
Payment of fees - 01.10.2010 to 30.10.2010
Written exam - 16.01.2011

Eligibility : Those interested to apply for clerk jobs in SBI associate banks ,
* Must be 18 - 28 years of age, as on 1.10.2010
* Completed 12th std. with 60% marks OR Diploma (after 10th) with 60% OR
Degree (UG) with 40% aggregate, as on 1.10.2010
* Fluency in english (write/ speak) is required.
* Knowledge of local language is desired.

Procedure: The selection process for clerk posts in SBI associate banks involves Written test & Interview.The written test is Objective type .Negative mark would be given for every wrong answer & candidates have to score minimum marks in each paper. A merit list of high ranking candidates would be prepared & called for Interview.


Application: The fee of Rs.50(SC/ST) & Rs.350(Others) has to be paid at any of the SBI branches between 01.10.2010 - 30.10.2010 & obtain receipt of payment.The payment/ education & personal info can then be submitted by filling the online application at www.statebankofindia.com


Refer: Candidates can read the SBI Associate banks clerk recruitment notification, download the payment challan & apply online through the bank website here

Sunday, September 26, 2010

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Recruitment of Lower Division Clerks (LDC) and Stenographer


Employees' State Insurance Corporation (ESIC)
143, Sterling road, Chennai-600034

Recruitment of Lower Division Clerks (LDC) and Stenographer

Online Applications are invited to fill up following posts in the Tamilnadu region of ESI Corporation :

  • LDC : 39 posts (UR-22, OBC-13, SC-4), Age : 18-27 years as on 20/10/2010, Pay Band : Rs.5200-20200 Grade Pay Rs.1900.
  • Stenographer  : 03 posts (UR-1, SC-1, OBC-1), Age : 18-27 years as on 20/10/2010, Pay Band : Rs.5200-20200 Grade Pay Rs.2400.

Age relaxation as per rules.

Application Fee : Demand Draft of Rs.225/- (No fee for Women/SC/ ST/ PH/ Ex.SM/ Departmental candidates) drawn on ESI Fund Account No.1 and payable at Chennai..

How to Apply : Apply online at ESIC Chennai website only upto 15/10/2010. Take a printout of the application and send it with documents etc. on or before 20/10/2010 to :  The Additional Commissioner, Regional Office, ESI Corporation, 143, Sterling Road, Chennai-600034 (TN)


Please visit  http://esichennai.org/rochennai/recruitments.htm for details and Online submission of application.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

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