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UCO BANK Recruitment of 1050 Probationary Officers

UCO BANK
UCO Bank invites applications On-line only for the posts of Probationary Officer :

• Probationary Officers (PO) : 1050 posts (UR-527, SC-156, ST-80, OBC-287) ([PH-26]), Pay Scale : JMGS-I Rs.14500-25700/-, Age : 21-30 years. Relaxation in age as per rules., Qualification : Graduation in any discipline with 55% marks (50% for SC/ST/PC category).

Application Fee: Rs. 400/- for General/ OBC and Ex-servicemen (Rs. 50/- for SC/ST/PH candidates). The fee should be deposited in the cash at CBS branches of UCO Bank through Payment Challan only.
Section by Written test on 30/01/2010 and followed by Interview for those who qualify in written test.
How to Apply: Candidates are requested to apply on-line between 09/11/2010 and 30/11/2010 only through UCO Bank’s website. After applying on-line, the candidates should obtain a system-generated printout of the application  and keep it with himself/herself for future use and reference.
Further details, Payment Challan and online application form are avilable at  http://recruitment.ucobank.com/job_offers.htm

Recruitment of Clerks in Central Bank of India

Central Bank of India
Central Office

Recruitment of Clerks in Central Bank of India

Central Bank of India, a leading Public Sector Bank, invites Online applications from Indian Citizens for appointment in Clerical Cadre posts :

• Clerk : 1163 posts in various states , Pay Scale : Rs.7200-19300, Age : 18-28 years, as on 01/11/2010 Relaxation as per rules.,

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine
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1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

தீபாவளி வாழ்த்துக்கள் Wish you a happy Deepavali(Diwali)

Today's Joke: Difference between Love and Marriage

Today's Joke: Difference between Love and Marriage
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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Union Bank of India recruitment for 1165 Probationary Officers.

Union Bank of India has announced recruitment for 1922 posts including 1165 Probationary Officers.

Post – Vacancies: Probationary Officer – 1165 posts
Assistant Manager (Marketing) – 289 posts
Assistant Manager (Rural Development) – 250 posts
Total – 1922 posts (in various scales).Refer UBI ad for full list

Dates: Register online applications – 2.11.2010 to 22.11.2010 
Written Test – 9.01.2011

Eligibility: for PO posts in Union bank of India,
* Age between 21 – 30 yrs, as on 31.10.2010
* Graduation with 55% aggregate marks & Diploma in banking and finance (not compulsory), as on 31.10.2010
* Have to submit certificate in computer awareness from a training institute (not for candidates with computer as subject in UG/ PG degree)
* Experience NOT necessary.

Selection: Written test & Interview would be conducted for PO positions.There is negative mark of 0.25 for each wrong answer in objective test & candidates have to score minimum cut-off .Based on the ratio of 1:3, around 3400 candidates with high merit could be called for the Interview.


Application: The fee of Rs.300 for Gen/OBC [no fee for others] has to be paid with the payment challan at any Union bank of India branch before 22.11.2010.With the payment details, candidates have to apply online through www.unionbankofindia.co.in & submit the registration form.Can apply for any 1 post only.

Candidates are requested to download & read the complete notification of Union bank of India Recruitment 2010 at the bank website here (pdf file) before applying online.